I typed in "how to have the best sex ever" and the thing that came up once i hit search was "bear hugs in bed".
Earlier I thought I heard people snoring. on second thought, I think its someone in this house having sex. considering the tabs that are open on my computer right now are youtube, facebook, mylifeisaverage, mystery google, twitter and blogspot, I can guarantee it's not me.
in case you dont know....mystery google is a search engine connected to google. the thing is, whatever you search is irrelevant. it picks a random phrase that someone else has searched for and uses that instead. so you could type up a question, statement, anything. like "who loves me" and someone might have just typed in "the best cheese in the world" and it googles that instead. here are some funny ones i got:
TYped in :NO one wants to be defeated!
Answer: He who must not be named
Typed: Your worst nightmare\
Answer: shave your pubic hairs
typed: don't
answer: fight me
typed:jack smelled me
answer: GO TO CHURCH!! (aaaahaahahaha)
typed: cold hands
answer: flamesin8 (wow... that'd warm me up)
well that was amusing.
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